So I really want to write fiction, you know, like a novel. But I seem to be having a hard time getting started. I know I can write non-fiction since I wrote a dissertation (Ok, mostly non-fiction) and I have various non-fiction ideas floating in my head … I mean I can even see the table of contents etc. etc. BORING! Damn. The non-fiction stuff might even make some money. Fact is, I know I can write as well as a lot of the crackpots with their own infomercials. And at least I have common sense. When you boil most of that stuff down that’s what you get anyway (if it’s any good). I’ve also noticed that I tend to think/write in ellipses a lot. Most likely that’s because the voices in my head are always second guessing me. What? Like you don’t hear voices???